Q: Is there hope for a shy nice guy?
A: NO, you have to be a loud and obnoxious prick for women to pay attention. I know. I'm shy and never even seen a tittie.
Q: Would you ever date someone who had dated your friend ?
A: That depends on how they had sex and how much of it and how attractive the person I would be dating is.
Q: how do you really get over a long distance relationship? What should i do?
A: Swallow a bottle of sleeping pills and have a few (alcoholic) drinks and get some rest.
Q: My boyfriend and I of 8 years have just broke up and I am devastated and taking all the blame, any suggestions
A: same advice for you as above, but before that call me.
Q: How can i spend alone time with my biological kids without hurting my step kids?
A: Well Don't hit your step kids and you won't hurt them. As for the alone time. Just stuff the kids in the closet.
Q: how do you make a first date special ???
A: Not showing up. or showing up naked.
Q: Any ideas for a 6 year old boy's INDOOR birthday party?
A: Burn down the house.
Q: what to do if guy and he likes me but i don't like him back?
A: Start wearing pants and wear sweatshirts. noone will like you, don't worry.
Q: Any cool ideas of what to do for my boyfriend for our four year anniversary?
A: double homicide.
Q:Can I ask you a parenting question?
A: No
Q: okay well, is it best to have your babies close after each other or with a bigger gap between each other?
A: Don't have any at all.




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